Impressive One Liners


It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

The road to success…. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

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